Opinions

I still remember that hot Dallas day in August of 1965 when my family drove north on the Stemmons Freeway past the Texas School Book Depository Building.

By simply cloning the mind of President George W. Bush ~5.9 million times, and allocating those minds appropriately in five key states on election day, the world would be a safer place today.

Most of the celebrity couple's cat fights are caused by jealousy, Ronson goes into a blind fit of rage whenever Lohan flirts with a cute guy at a club.

On the 5th of November I was in Khandwa, a town in central India, taking part in a rally organized by the Narmada Bachao Andolan (NBA), or Save the Narmada Movement.

According to the high court's insane logic shouldn't an obese person be entitled to two jumbo boxes of movie popcorn, for the price of one?

This reporter was invited to interview for an Assistant Satirist position reporting to the lead speech writer for the president himself. Herewith a sampling of the questions on the vetting form:

When President-elect Barack Obama was born, numerous states would have prohibited his black Kenyan father from marrying his white Kansan mother.

President-elect Barack Obama has produced yet another dramatic 'first' for the history books: He is the first African-American president to weasel on a campaign promise before even being sworn in!